My feet are soooo filthy. Good thing you're around to clean them for Me. I don't want there to be a single crumb left on My powerful feet. Start licking!
2020-09-14 19:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostJust got home from shopping and My sandwich left Me with your favorite thing...MY FART!
2020-09-13 18:39:37 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers & butt sniffers!
2020-09-12 10:47:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Stay hydrated and drink My spit.
2020-09-10 18:32:37 +0000 UTC View Post
You wish I was your babysitter.
2020-09-03 17:26:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning fart suckers! I know how much you've been begging to be beneath Me, but the truth is, you've ALWAYS been beneath Me. That's why you must pay up for Me..weak men pay up for powerful Women.
2020-09-02 12:31:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Messy periods mean an evacuation of everything in Me. Did I get it all? I'm going to use your tongue just for good measure. We'll call this the pre wash.
2020-08-18 14:29:47 +0000 UTC View PostJust finished dinner, getting ready to turn on My NF line. I know exactly which fart suckers will be calling Me tonight. Breathe it in.
2020-08-18 00:29:40 +0000 UTC View PostI had Chinese and you can really tell. I know a fart sucker like you has been missing out.
2020-08-14 23:25:31 +0000 UTC View PostI hate it when life gets in the way of fun, don't you? My NW t*rd muncher is really missing out this weekend.
2020-08-14 15:47:26 +0000 UTC View PostBath tub farts are so smelly! This one was no exception.
2020-08-12 02:37:17 +0000 UTC View PostYou love it when I ignore you. You love waiting in anticipation for My farts, wishing I'd let you live in My panties, being as close on the front lines as you can for My farts.
2020-08-11 18:28:38 +0000 UTC View PostDon't you just hate it when I have a fart trapped in My butt and you're not around to suck it out for Me?
2020-08-02 23:53:30 +0000 UTC View Post
I've missed this as much as kicking you in the balls. (Which is A LOT)
2020-08-02 00:21:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that maintenance has finally wrapped up everything, I'm excited to get My new fart space ready.
2020-07-29 13:34:56 +0000 UTC View PostYour eyes are fixated on My perfectly amazing and powerful ass, but My farts? They turn you into a helpless, loser goon. Look at how perfect this morning light captures the beauty of My butt. Stroke for My ass $end for My ass Edge to My farts $end for My farts
2020-07-24 13:48:30 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! My cat decided to join Me this morning and just wouldn't move. How jealous are you of him?
2020-07-24 12:15:35 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers. Now breathe it all in for Me.
2020-07-20 12:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostI finally have My internet working in My new place. I'm still settling in but will be releasing some new things soon. I know how much you've missed Me.
2020-07-19 13:33:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Look at how filthy My feet got during My move. Nice and dirty & smelly!
2020-07-18 13:46:14 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fart suckers! I have officially moved into My new place. I'm still having internet issues that will be resolved tomorrow. Are you ready to breathe in more of My farts?
2020-07-18 13:43:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Like My new color? This soft yellow is really growing on Me.
2020-07-14 13:26:33 +0000 UTC View Post
